Bonsai Kitten http://www.bonsaikitten.com/ Bonsai Kitten - to promote the art of sealing young kittens inside glass containers so that their bones will mold to the shape of the containers as they grow.
Ladies against women http://www.well.com/user/gail/ladies/ Ladies against women
Who are we? That's easy enough. Enjoy our pictorial scrapbook, but know us by our goals. Examine Our Ladyfesto:
The Museum of Hoaxes http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/ The Museum of Hoaxes
Yes, many people have gone to jail for perpetrating hoaxes. The cases that spring most readily to mind are Count Victor Lustig (the famous con man who died in Alcatraz while serving time for the scams he committed), Oscar Hartzell (perpetrator of the Drake Inheritance Hoax), Stanley Clifford Weyman (who fooled President Harding into meeting with Princess Fatima of Afghanistan), Princess Caraboo, Mark Jakob (of the Emulex hoax), and Joseph Howard (of the 1864 Civil War Gold Hoax). There are many others.
But there are really two different kinds of hoaxes: those that are meant to be exposed, and those that are not. Typically, perpetrators of the former kind will not face any punishment. Perpetrators of the latter kind will be sent to jail.
The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus.html The Pacific Northwest tree octopus (Octopus paxarbolis) can be found in the temperate rainforests of the Olympic Peninsula on the west coast of North America.
Their habitat lies on the Eastern side of the Olympic mountain range, adjacent to Hood Canal.
These solitary cephalopods reach an average size (measured from arm-tip to mantle-tip,) of 30-33 cm. Unlike most other cephalopods, tree octopi are amphibious, spending only their early life and the period of their mating season in their ancestrial aquatic environment.
The Jackalope (Lepus-temperamentalus) http://www.sudftw.com/jackcon.htm The Jackalope (Lepus-temperamentalus) is one of the rarest animals in the world. A cross between a now extinct pygmy-deer and a species of killer-rabbit, they are extremely shy unless approached. None have ever been captured alive and this rare photo (often criticized as fake) shows a mighty buck about to strike.
Known by the ancients as "deerbunnies", it wasn't until the early 1960's that the modern more fearsome name of "jackalope" was adopted (see True Stories below).
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating Mind-Control
This site is dedicated to spreading the word about the Aluminum* Foil Deflector Beanie and how it can help the average human. Here you will find a description of AFDBs, how to make and use them, and general information about related subjects. I hope that you find the AFDB Homepage to be an important source of AFDB know-how and advocacy.
Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches http://www.pmichaud.com/toast/ Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches
Strawberry Pop Tarts may be a cheap and inexpensive source of incendiary devices. Toasters which fail to eject Pop Tarts cause the Pop Tarts to emit flames 10-18 inches in height.
Mankato, Minnesota http://city-mankato.us Mankato, Minnesota is truly a wonderland. Tucked into the Emerald Green Valley in Southern Minnesota, it is the hidden vacation Mecca of scores of knowing Midwesterners. Mankato has everything thanks to a freak of nature: the Farr/Sclare Fissure.
This fissure in the earth's crust takes water seeping through the earth, heats it to well over 165 degrees, and sends it back up to the surface in steam pits and boil holes.
Case Analysis of an Historic Killer Tornado http://www.cimms.ou.edu/~doswell/Conference_papers/SELS96/WoO.html Although the tornado of 10 June 1938 has been known about, at least anecdotally, within the scientific community since it was brought to light in 1939 by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, this potentially rich source of historic information has lain fallow. It is within this rich field of mobile, American thinking that we undertake this effort. A team of scientists with courage, brains, and even heart brought the resources to bear on the challenge.
The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/ The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth's biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense.
The Spud Server http://totl.net/Spud/ The Spud Server
Welcome to the homepage of what we believe to be the world's first vegetable powered web server.
Working on the same principle as the, now legendary, potato powered digital clock, spudserver is a stripped down low power consumption PC.
Bureau of Sasquatch Affairs http://zapatopi.net/bsa.html Welcome to the Republic of Cascadia Bureau of Sasquatch Affairs website.
The aim of this site is to provide links to Sasquatch services and to provide non-Sasquatch Cascadians with information about Sasquatch and Sasquatch culture to help foster positive Sasquatch-human relations. We at the BSA hope that you will find these resources helpful and informative.
Prom http://www.prom.com/ Prom.com welcomes you and hopes you become a regular visitor. Please read and contribute to our Teen Boards. Whether you are searching for a prom gift or wanting to Chat with your friend, our Teen Boards can give you an opportunity to learn or give advice to your peers about proms or other topics like music or movies. Have Fun.
Moonbeam Enterprises and The Lunar Travel Agency http://www.dreamweaverstudios.com/moonbeam/moon.htm Moonbeam Enterprises and The Lunar Travel Agency
Moon Beam Enterprise proudly announces the development of the Moon
Through innovations and our creative skills we developed several areas of the Moon.
Reserve your home in the Sea of Serenity Lunar Colony, Honeymoon at the Sea of Fertility Honeymoon Resort, Rest in Peace at The Sea of Clouds Cemetery, vacation at the Lake of Dreams Lunar Resort, Retire to the Sea of Nectar Retirement Resort, Reserve the right to a Lunar Franchise, send a friend, co-worker, or boss to the Lake of Death Lunar Prison.
Feline Reactions to Bearded Men http://www.improb.com/airchives/classical/cat/cat.html Feline Reactions to Bearded Men
Cats were exposed to photographs of bearded men. The beards were of various sizes, shapes, and styles. The cats' responses were recorded and analyzed.
Boone (1958) found inconclusive results in studying feline reactions to clean-shaven men. O'Connor and Brynner (1990) found inconclusive results in studying feline reactions to shaven heads. Quant (1965) found inconclusive results in studying feline reactions to bangs. Seuss (1955) found inconclusive results in studying feline reactions to hats.
Dihydrogen Monoxide http://www.dhmo.org/ Dihydrogen Monoxide
Welcome to the web site for the Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division (DMRD), currently located in Newark, Delaware. The controversy surrounding dihydrogen monoxide has never been more widely debated, and the goal of this site is to provide an unbiased data clearinghouse and a forum for public discussion.
Dangers of Bread http://www.geoffmetcalf.com/bread.html Dangers of Bread
A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, "Smell of baked bread may be health hazard." The article went on to describe the dangers of the smell of baking bread. The main danger, apparently, is that the organic components of this aroma may break down ozone (I'm not making this stuff up).
I was horrified. When are we going to do something about bread- induced global warming? Sure, we attack tobacco companies, but when is the government going to go after Big Bread?
Create your own genetically healthy child http://www.genochoice.com/ Create your own genetically healthy child Thank you for considering GenoChoice to plan the future well-being of you and your family. My name is Dr. Elizabeth Preatner, a prenatal geneticist and embryologist here at GenoChoice. Using our state-of-the-art technologies, you can quite possibly ensure that your child's life may be free of such diseases as cancer, Alzheimer's, and heart disease -- as well as conditions like obesity, aggression, and dyslexia.
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide http://www.dhmo.org/ Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.